WHIFFLETIT: A furred fish fitted with a focal fin for fanning, facing forth of its food funnel. It forgoes any further flippers. The fish is found in streams swimming south-north to shut its seers from sunlight. This square-shaped such-and-such has substandard sight, and the sun is shielded by its shoulder, likely to its left. It likes to live in little lakes that lunge into the larger lochs. The rectangular runt runs in reverse to rid rainwater from its retinas. It is customarily caught with a carpenter's cube, a cord, and cheese, with correspondingly cut corners, the best brand being Brie. To bag the boxy beast, a boat, with bulbous bottom, is brought to the bull's-eye of a basin. The boxlike brushwood is sunk and salvaged swiftly into the shallows. This severs a squarish scoop into the sea synchronized with the scamp's square-shape. The sneak is seduced with its selected snack set on the sides of the square. Subsequently, the scalawag sneaks samples, swelling in size. The square, soon symmetrically smaller, snags it. It is afterward apprehended, as it abhors ascending by advancing, and any astern action is aimless to admit its added ampleness.
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